The only value Elon provides for society is being living proof that the meritocracy doesn't exist
| Joined | 2018 |
| @CreightonOTE | |
| Pixelfed | https://pixelfed.photos/Creighton-M |
| Website | https://www.offtackleempire.com/ |
Creighton M
@Creighton_M
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Iowa Hawkeyes writer for Off Tackle Empire at SB Nation, West Ham United supporter, future Twitter expat
Twitter's broken lol I'm staying here permanently this time
Santa is gonna have to sleep inside one of his reindeer like it's a tauntaun this year
beetlejuice's ghoulish wifeEVERYONE ON MASTODON: Hello! I'm Dr. Whitney Appleby, a molecular biologist working on new ways to beat the Pacific Garbage Patch! In my spare time I love reading, hanggliding and playing with my cat. I'm also starting to weave-
ME: *shoving past them* yeah sure where are the dipshits? where are the real assholes around here. perverts, you got any perverts?
Dire Wolf 
Stop hating on lazy people. We didn't even do anything.
It's so hard to concentrate today. Here's a picture I took in the quad cities. Portra 160 // f1.2 50mm. I'll add it to Pixelfed in my next photo dump
I'm sick of talking about Elon on the other site. What are you up to tonight, mastodon?