Mischief, the completely normal cat, is being completely normal.

She held this #longcat posture for ages.

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This fresh and fluffy loaf has been expertly baked for me by Mischief.

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Mischief, the completely normal cat, being completely normal again.

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A pair of specialist breakfast loaves have been baked for me this morning by Mischief and The Opalcat.

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Sentry Box Duty, Officer Jade reporting, fortifications secure and in order. She's eager to start.

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The Opalcat demands to know how I propose to fill the lengthy gap between her first first breakfast and her second first breakfast.

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Mischief is happy to be on Sentry Box Duty tonight.

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When your "Build-a-Mischief" home assembly project kit arrives in the post, pay close attention to the instructions. This is how mine turned out. A random array of limbs and other body parts all screwed on backwards, upside down and Ford only knows what else. I have no idea what's going on here.

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Jade, the completely normal cat, being completely normal.

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Mischief has baked a fluffy lunchtime loaf during her Sentry Box Duty.

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