If you don’t move your cigarette when a baby passes you I don’t trust you
grendel’s mum
@Complaina
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🌜hocus pocus bitch stay focused🌛
Women who don’t use their spit and a q tip to fix their liquid eyeliner are the bourgeoisie and cannot be trusted
Do y’all talk to yourselves in public and if so do people ask if you’re speaking to them and if if so how do you respond
_lila*"y'all ever been fuckzoned? It's when you wanna be friends with someone but they just wanna fuck you"
"y'all ever been manic pixie dream girlzoned? It's when you wanna be friends with a guy but he just wants you to heal him and somehow give him the will to live"
im the hell dudeive been bald for longer than most of you have been alive, happy friday
If you haven’t found the right high waist for your hip to waist ratio at this point there’s no hope for you
All I want in my life is to convey the same amount of fear Jane instills on her friends in happy endings
@Complaina my body is a wonderland but my intestines are an elephant graveyard
Sex is great and all but have you ever found a newly cleaned public bathroom in the city when you’re having gastrointestinal distress