Yup

I love that crunchy feeling! You just don’t get that with new keyboards!

But but but, they align with my ideals. I have to support them! Even if I think Starbucks is objectively better coffee.

Disclaimer: I hate coffee, so don’t come at me. Just leaning into a narrative because fuck some people.

Average American: Great idea! (Goes on with life with no changes)

Most of Rest of World: Y’all are why we can’t have nice things.

His “pants” could be the head basket.

Blood, and/or Guillermo is a ginger… and bloody.

75% of the US: FUCK. YOU.

MAGA: Well, I guess when you put it like that. Maybe I shouldn’t be getting coffee at a place I do go to because it’s a liberal wasteland perpetuating the hateful Democrat War on Christmas. Still, thank you so much for the clarity. Do you need anything locked clean?

Especially anywhere near a beach! Aside from the sunlight, all the sand in the air getting everywhere. ¡No bueno!

This could be a children’s cartoon. Guillermo & Molly. Give Guillermo a red moustache, though. 

Example number ♾️ of incredibly offensive stuff that shit-dick can say that anyone else would be publicly condemned for saying.