Sales of fake moustaches are gonna skyrocket

As far as I’m concerned the Tories can welcome back whoever they like.

They can put any corrupt shitheel in any position they deem appropriate… after they’ve lost the next election.

I’ve never been to a wedding where tapping the side of a wine glass didn’t immediately silence the room.

No idea why a gun would be necessary.

Right?!

Firstly, after the entire economic world tells you your ideas are shit, how fucking deluded do you need to be market yourself as an expert?!

Secondly, after the entire economic world told her her ideas were shit, how fucking deluded do you need to be to fucking believe her?!

Especially if the fact checking was in real time, preferably with some variation on the QI klaxon.

As soon as the feckless bastard says something inaccurate a big screen behind him would let him, and everyone watching, know.

Oh no, I completely agree and I continue with it because I really like the service. It just so happens that it’s on top of a whole raft of other increases, some of which are absolutely not justified.

Still can’t bring myself to use proton pass. I’ll be much happier when proton drive better integrates with desktop machines as well but calendar, VPN, email and the bonus simplelogin premium are way too useful.

Oh look, another one.

YouTube: premium is increasing

Spotify: we’re increasing your sub

Bank: we’re increasing your mortgage

Supermarket: we’re increasing your food spend

Car insurance: we’re increasing your premium

Household bills: we’re increasing water, gas and electricity

Broadband: we’re increasing your fees

Cellphone: your contract renewal is higher than last year

Salary: fuck you, peasant

Bank Of England: Just stop spending

Disney: Hi …

8 foot tall penis beast murders everyone you meet

There is. That word is “alles”.