Saw a life hack where they folded the corners of the sheets on their bed... come talk to me if you can bounce a quarter off that shit!

I love when someone is busy doing something then they answer the phone and tell you they are too busy to talk... Don't answer the phone.

Key board short cuts have too many options. One pinky on the wrong key and you are sending your yaoi list to your boss.

I work for a call center and can tell what generation a person is from if they use the phrase "can you hear me now?"

Why do therapist exist? Not to cure narcissists, but to help the rest of us deal with them.

Most times I deal with adults, I feel a deep sense of failure. I chose to teach children at a young age and to know they grow to be this!?

Got s little sad when I saw people at my work didn't replace the TP. Then I realized they behave so poorly at work they get fired or get others fired so...

I sometimes have to sit on hold at work and fall asleep and no one notices...

I can't eat at my grandparents (separate people) anymore. It comes with too much anxiety that I will get sick. I can't keep living like "I didn't die last time so this might be ok..."

I hate that being in the bathroom and being awake have to be synonymous.