Classics Reader

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60-something living in Slower Lower Delaware. Love reading, especially classic literature. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦🇲🇽✌️😎

Jacksonville Public Library, public library in Jacksonville, Illinois.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacksonville_Public_Library_(Illinois)

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The year is 1992.
I’m employed by Waldenbooks in the mall.
I’m stocking the shelves with the copies of “The Pelican Brief” that have recently arrived.
Dave with the beard (not to be confused with Dave without a beard who was also working that evening) yells across the store that my mother is on the phone.
I’m 16 and this is still embarrassing to me.
“Hello?”
“Honey, it’s me.”
“ Hi mom, what’s up?”
“I need you to translate something for me.”
“Right now?”
“It can’t wait! I’ll forget again!”
“Okay sure mom, what is it?”
“There’s a song that keeps coming on the radio and I need to know what they’re saying, here quickly before it finishes!”

The phone is put near the radio

“Could you hear it honey?”
“…Yes?”
“Oh thank God! Are they really singing, ‘God Bless Gravy’ or am I losing it?”
“…I’m sorry, what now?”
“Gravy. God Bless Gravy. Is that what they’re saying?”

I pinch the bridge of my nose as only an exasperated teenager is capable of doing before I answer.

“The song is ‘Constant Craving’ mom…by K.D. Lang…did you really think they were saying ’God Bless Gravy’?”
“Well that’s what I heard! Thanks honey, see you tonight!”

I keep hoping that I will some day meet K.D. Lang so I can convey the story. My mother continues to be a fan and when she still cooked, sang that song any time she was making gravy.

Heads up, trans youth and parents: There's a phony study under way, and you might be recruited for it.

https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/scientists-behind-the-social-contagion

Purportedly 'scientific' and neutral, the 'study' is run by people with a record of anti-trans activity, and almost certainly for the purpose of roping trans youth into a seemingly valid study that's probably intended to discredit and disempower them even more.

Recruiting is through ads on popular social media.

Scientists Behind the "Social Contagion" Myth Are Recruiting Trans Young People For Study, Community Leaders Warn

The project is called AYAGDOS—brought to you by the same names behind “Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria” pseudoscience.

Erin In The Morning
My books cartoon for this week’s @[email protected]
Happy Mothering Sunday!
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
The United States is at war with Cuba, but our weapons are aimed at further impoverishing -- and starving -- the population. Destroying the electrical grid will have that effect. It's all blatantly illegal, not to mention immoral. Big Journalism has kind of, sort of noticed, but doesn't really care.

We all get periodic emails with subject lines like "We're updating our Terms of Service and Privacy Notice."

Question:

Has ANY update of this kind EVER been in favor of the customer?

Biblioteca Joanina, Baroque library in Coimbra, Portugal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblioteca_Joanina

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