I'm looking forward to my 50th bday party in a couple of years so that I'm finally old enough to be on Facebook

Check out this t-shirt about the GOP

If eating pussy isn't a cardio workout you're doing it wrong

Beat the heat with a cold water shower enema

I tipped $10 so the total would be 69

Just got a fucking ginormous monitor. Holy shit it's so big

I'll support a Straight Pride Parade, but only if straight people spend a millennium being afraid to admit their straight, then 500 years being beaten, murdered and discriminated against.

LOL imagine being "proud" of being something that's dramatically easy to be.