I like mastodon bc it just feels like I’m writing my thoughts into a diary

Ever try to be cute but it comes out like 😭

The thing about beach hunting is it rocks

Straight ppl will hear you refer to your partner seven times and still ask you if you’ve met a nice man yet.

@segdeha 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

Is this thing on 😚💨🎤🎤🎤