“For no reason?” Were you hatched yesterday, or something?

I can’t even get my dog to use a doggy door, and they got these sheep to fly helicopters? Color me impressed!

“This message brought to you by Wormbo. Eat corn cream!”

At least they didn’t get into Jordan Peterson lengths… those vids were short!

“And nothing of value was lost.” Don’t let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha, bitch.

For me with this ADD, a lot, honestly. But, if you’ve ever tried your hand at breeding in Ark, you kinda understand what is like to be a CPA in tax season.

Are you new?! He’s got the R next to his name…!

There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

Oof. You’re fucking pathetic.

Holy shit, you’re the voice of America? You’ve got some fucking splaining to do, then.