DROP\ TABLE Hacker of Earthsea

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call me chicken, Hacker he/him
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DROP\ TABLE Hacker of Earthsea4h ago
lol
DROP\ TABLE Hacker of Earthsea9h ago
genganger the ai agent who will run Metasploit, i refactored source code to work with ai agents. =D
DROP\ TABLE Hacker of Earthsea10h ago
In my strategic mind, the war in Venezuela is a prelude for a war against russia. It would allow us to sell oil to europe, when they are completely cut off from putin gas and oil. I played this game before.
Show threadDROP\ TABLE Hacker of Earthsea10h ago
@da_667 if you added fart clouds thats me xD
Show threadDROP\ TABLE Hacker of Earthsea15h ago
#cat
DROP\ TABLE Hacker of Earthsea15h ago
I gave up monitor space on my desk but gained a friend, an annoying friend. Lol #deskcat
DROP\ TABLE Hacker of Earthsea22h ago
https://youtu.be/RH_ycZYH8-s?si=Kul1NDM2eNq4qycN
Sarah Paine — How Russia sabotaged China's rise

YouTube
DROP\ TABLE Hacker of Earthsea1d ago

lol me dealing with ibs lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enRAMGJj9Zc

The Lighthouse Fart Compilation

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DROP\ TABLE Hacker of Earthsea1d ago

At my desk smelling my non stop farting that smell rancid.

#funny

Show threadDROP\ TABLE Hacker of Earthsea1d ago
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Show threadda_667Dec 8

yeah, sure, you can move EBS volumes to the archive, but they'll take 24-72 hours to retrieve

HAHA WHAT THE FUCK.

Show threadda_667Dec 9

the training I'm taking has you mess with snapshots and recycle bin retention policies. I created a retention rule to hold on to deleted snapshots for an additional day, delete the snapshot as instructed and... nothing in the recycle bin.

I am brimming with confidence.

Show threadda_667Dec 9
its been about 15 minutes and yeah, that snapshot is not coming back. I think I won't use the recycle bin again. Ever.
Show threadda_667Dec 9

cloud is trying to gaslight me. I created another snapshot, deleted it again, and the recycle bin had the new snapshot I deleted.

There must be some period of lag time between recycle bin policy creation and being able to nuke your snapshots with impunity. But damned if you're allowed to know it.

Show threadda_667Dec 9
Show threadAjedidayDec 9
@da_667
Show threadAlexDec 9
@da_667 men will do anything but go to therapy.
Show threadAlexDec 9
@da_667 is it worth it for me to fuck around in aws? might be worthwhile for me to try to write a few tools in bash.
Show threadda_667Dec 9
@alex02 Its worth picking up the knowledge to know how it works and know what god awful default you'll be saddled with, and all of the add-ons you'll need to have anything resembling a good security policy.
Show threadda_667Dec 9
@alex02 a lot of places expect you to know how this stuff works, and although setting it up is effortless, managing cost, and ensuring that its being run as efficiently and securely as possible is a good thing to know how to do.
Show threadAlexDec 9
@da_667 yeah... been mostly focusing on offensive and knowing default setups is useful for this since it doesn't rely on a specific setup. i just hate cloud more than web so been procrastrinating. xD
Show threadAlexDec 9
@da_667 biggest issue i have seen is grasping just how the landscape is like and how to accurately check and search for resources instead of blindly looking which ends up with a lot of garbage to go through. i hear all the time about open s3 buckets, but most of the time it seems more about luck.
Show threadRootWyrm 🇺🇦Dec 9

@da_667 are you ready for this shit? Because it's going to blow your fucking mind.

NOBODY knows what the lag time is on ANY of that shit. "When will my RDS snapshot start?" No idea! Maybe 30 seconds, maybe 30 hours! "When will it finish?" Between now and the end of time! "When will this thing I deleted be actually gone?" When GC gets around to it, so you guessed it, NFI!

Show threadJohn TimaeusDec 9

@rootwyrm @da_667

How long does it take to build & start 20 new VMs on Azure? 5-50 minutes.

Show threadRootWyrm 🇺🇦Dec 9

@johntimaeus @da_667 don't be ridiculous, John. Everybody knows the answer to that one.

"ERROR: unable to start VM"

Show threadJohn TimaeusDec 9

@rootwyrm @da_667

That's ridiculous.

Azure errors are like:
[Action] failed on [Object]
Error code: 0x000000001

Show threadRootWyrm 🇺🇦Dec 9
@johntimaeus @da_667 who the fuck uses Azure without paying an absurd amount of money for some 'cloud management' company to introduce an obfuscation layer with even more useless messages?!
Show threadrx13  Dec 9
@rootwyrm
@johntimaeus @da_667
actually you pay for no obscure messages, just a green button for more VMs and a red button for less, and sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, pretty much the same experience with less complexity
Show threadJohn TimaeusDec 9

@rx13 @rootwyrm @da_667

If you hit up four times fast and then A & B at the same time, it snapshots all running VMs.

If you hit up an odd number of times and then A & B at the same time, it deletes all running VMs.

Show threadRootWyrm 🇺🇦Dec 9
@johntimaeus @rx13 @da_667 and up up down down left right left right b a select start, that gives you <checks notes>
... an infinite bill. Yeah. That makes a lot more sense.
Show threadJohn TimaeusDec 9

@rootwyrm @rx13 @da_667

Cloud provider youtube channel:
Follow these forty simple steps to deploy a webserver. This solution is less than $50 per hour, plus storage and bandwidth.

Show threadJohn TimaeusDec 9

@rootwyrm @da_667

.mil

Show threadJohn TimaeusDec 9

@rootwyrm @da_667

Also that error code is verbatim --
0x <eight zeros> 1

It's not a number. It was hard coded as a string.

Show threadda_667Dec 9
@rootwyrm most infuriating thing about this. There's no timeframes for when any of this shit sticks, and the answer is largely just shrug emoji. 🤷
Show threadFritz AdalisDec 9
@da_667
Cloud stuff can be so damned slow.