Liz Cooper

@Cher
25 Followers
20 Following
17 Posts
Angrier than I am funny. Member of the Mastodon Parliament under the Ashy party. Long live King Reginald 1.
Has David S. Pumpkins gotten here yet? I'm eagerly waiting.
when im on the toot site
I, for one, welcome our @Reginald overlords.
God I have never felt so free in my life.

guys check out my new music video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obVMS4Q7N2k

"join mastodon" they said. "Your penis definitely won't be replaced by an 11 inch royal dragon cock" they said.

Mastadon'ts

1. Laying with thine hand on the Shabbas.
2. Drinking anything but that sweet delicious @Sprite

For the sake of argument, let's say my fursona is a colony of leafcutter ants.
God I love it here

Finally, all the time in the world to read.

Oh noooooooo, my glasses uwu