♂: Aren't you girls too young to suck a cock, huh?

♀: Yes. Yes, we are.

♂: Good for me...

You were still in the bathroom when your friends from high school who were about to come over reached the front door. Fortunately, your Mother was kind enough to stop sunbathing in the backyard and go to open the door for them.

Isn't she lovely?

♀: Well, actually, I'm here with my husband. He went to get me something to drink. Oh, thank you, do you really think my ass looks good? Dance? Sure, why not...

*20 minutes later*

*"Wifey" sent a picture*

♀: Honey, I'm there! I've sneaked out to the bathroom to take this picture! I'll be meeting my new boss in less than 5 minutes! I hope I stick to the new dress code! The thong I need to wear is very itchy between my buttocks! Oh God, I'm so stressed! I hope my ass looks good! I'll see you in the evening! Wish me luck! Bye!

*"Wifey" left the chat*

*"Wifey" sent a picture*

♀: Darling, it's me. I'm in Mr & Mrs Rodgers place already. They had to leave on vacation earlier than I thought so only their son, Jonathan, is around the house. He introduced me to my chores. He was kind enough to give me a fancy outfit! I'll be home in a few days! Bye!

♂: Honey, wait, what...?! Son? You were supposed to clean the empty house and come back today! What the hell are you wearing?! Honey...

*"Wifey" left the chat*

Your Mother started babysitting your new Colombian neighbours' son to earn extra money. For some reason, she was so glad.

It seems now your Aunt was introduced to the boy, too...

Your wife admonished a group of black road workers to stop swearing and shouting because she can't put your kids to sleep.

It seems they paid her a visit after you left to work next day...

Your friend from high school was kind enough to give you and your mother a lift to the mall after your car's broken.

What was puzzling, he didn't choose the normal way but a circular, bumpy road...