Getting a steam deck might’ve been a bad idea. Getting vampire survivors was a significantly worse idea.

An awfully cursed tattoo

I don’t know who needs to hear this but nice moustache.

God damn it how many more squats do I have to do before I can start up a premium Snapchat fuck

Feeling cute might delete later

Like every true 20-something Englishman, I wash down my antidepressants with a piping hot cup of tea.

Made the mistake yesterday of sitting in the sun for longer than a minute and now I look like Harvey Dent

Won’t someone please validate my existence?!