You forgot the worst person from a sitcom that included Andy Dick.

Yea I know I would totally trust a country that killed my family, continues to bomb me, and murdered a school full of kids simply because “whoopsie doopsie the guy running the show was out of his mind”

They can but Iran isnt going to back down for a promise.

He really, really, really needs to get to the Canadian border and ask for asylum at this point. He is 100% a thorn in their side because of all the attention he drew to their stupid policy. I wont call it deportation because it seems a majority of the time they are remanding people to prisons in third locations where who the fuck knows what happens.

They will never stop this until he is dead

But its not a war so it is ok. Its just a little excursion, like going out to get milk or cigarettes. Dad will for sure be home any day now.

Good for them but I also wonder if this is exactly what Trump and his minions want.

Like now he can go back and claim he is going to tarriff every country who doesnt help some insane amount until they send forces.

I mean this would require thinking ahead and I do not want to attribute any actual forethought to these people but it seems an obvious play to me.

Kissinger lived to be nearly 100. This fucker is probably perserved from all the fast food he eats and will live beyond that.

At this point I want to out live him and everyone in this administration out of pure spite

Charles Entertainment Cheese was not who I expected there

This feels like the most normal thing ever. I feel Obama, and Biden both at the least had some speeches pre written if aliens were found. Probably with interchangable lines if they were hostile or not. Like you dont wanna wing that.