Yeah, you don’t seem to know much about anything.

Vatnik scum fuck off.

Something tells me you also struggle with doorknobs. Grip THEN turn.

That’s nice.

What does it have to do with whales continually buying new shit they don’t need just to impress people? Nothing? Yeah, that’s kind of the point.

And with that kind of performance increase you’re not buying year over year, are you? Maybe every 3-5 years, possibly longer?

There’s literally nothing about any of these posts that pertains to you, and yet here you are.

Have you somehow not seen any presentation Devolver has ever done, where they continually make fun of insincere corporate horseshittery by satirizing it harder than I satirized yo momma this past weekend?

This is literally what everyone that has ever paid attention to Devolver would expect from them.

Good for you. Don’t care. Learn to fucking read like the part where the OP was clearly talking about goddamn whales.

If you don’t know the difference and you get butthurt about this, you’re probably a fucking whale.

Have fun posting your 4 second faster render times to CGTalk. I’m sure they’re all going to suck your dick for it.

Conceding second place to a card that doesn’t even fucking exist, that will be following up a massive failure which can’t produce numbers anywhere near the competition at the same price point.

Sure, they’re totally doing that by allowing Nvidia to waste time and money developing whaleboards that Gamers Nexus can jack off over.

Who are completely fucking irrelevant to this discussion, but go on and list out a few more sub-niche instances that are exceptions to an obvious reference to whales buying whatever the most expensive thing is. Totally worth your time.

That’s the dumbest goddamn analogy I’ve ever read.

How about one that actually works?

You buy a ticket to Disney, go inside, go into the restauraunt, steal someone’s food, then go Surprised Pikachu whenever you get kicked out because why didn’t Disney warn you that stealing shit would get you kicked out?!? Why isn’t it specifically mentioned on the ticket?

Because you can’t possibly be that stupid, that’s why.

Blaming the company for banning cheaters is the dumbest take I’ve seen in at least fifteen minutes.

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