Cala Storylord

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Hello!

I'm Cala, a nonbinary trans fem (femmeby, if you will,) indie game dev.

Working on making Welcome to Eden that will hopefully release sometime in 2024.

My pronouns are They/She.

Portfoliohttps://calastorylord.com
LinkedInhttps://www.linkedin.com/in/jcoleman1990/
Itchhttps://cala-storylord.itch.io/
Current projecthttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2699870/Welcome_To_Eden/
I don't know who first said "Walk into a room like you are a punishment sent by God," but I think about it a lot before stepping into a certain kind of meeting.
Happy pride month y'all.

Is your partner a numeric programmer? Know the signs! Check their texts:

  • BDSM β€” basis-vectors, doubles, singles and (transformation) matrices
  • DILDO β€” double in, long double out
  • FUCK β€” fixed-point unsigned clustering of k-means
  • SLUT β€” signed/single-precision look-up table
  • SEXTOY β€” sign extension OY (Finnish optimising compiler vendor)

my games are on sale for the @itchio halloween sale! get em here: https://eniko.itch.io/

all sales at this point are basically funneled straight into #KitsuneTails development so by buying my other games you're directly supporting kitsune tails too

Eniko - itch.io

itch.io

- The Speaker of the House is a J6 conspirator.
- The Senate GOP Leader is a J6 conspirator.
- The wife of one of nine sitting Supreme Justices is a J6 conspirator.
- The chairwoman of the RNC is a J6 conspirator.
- The presumed GOP presidential nominee is the leader of the J6 coup conspiracy.

The coup is still happening.

Here is my (slightly less unhinged than I expected) musings on the current state of designing for the web.

Generally, I think we lost something when we stopped calling people web designers and forced people to pick a side.

https://heather-buchel.com/blog/2023/10/why-your-web-design-sucks/

It's 2023, here is why your web design sucks.

Exploring the reasons why we no longer have web designers.

Recently had a reality-check. β€œI’m doing stuff right with eating and supplements but I feel like shit.”

Sleep. I forgot you can’t just dose yourself past good, long 8hr of sleep.

Just got my covid booster. Expecting tomorrow to be hell, as it always has been the day after a booster.

I need to sign some NDAs, but I have *questions* about the actual process and what goes where.

Who do y'all think I should direct questions to / what resources should I seek out?

Compared to previous NDAs I've signed, these next ones seem a bit more elaborate, so I have concerns.