Alright you need a Wooden Greathammer, dump your charisma, and play it up as Lawful Evil.

Akitas were companions for Japanese nobility so they hunted, guarded, and loved on their masters very devoted, and I specifically had an American Akita, who are cross-bred with German Shepards. They’re extremely intelligent, and will chase anything they see, not so much smell, but oftentimes absolutely.

Damn right.

Oh absolutely, but like, the guy who brags about his villainy ain’t exactly complex, but I like it like that sometimes.

This is also important; sometimes not everyone wants to be a face.

Everything is a Jojo reference.

Just like everything is secretly a 40k reference.

Zealot Barbarians are objectively one of the most fun to play.

One of my favorite characters, of all time, was an Aasimar Path of the Zealot Barbarian.

The twist being she wasn’t half-celestial half-human or anything, but half-Orc, and her father was Tempus. One of her character goals was to get the Orcish people to reject Gruumsh and follow a real war god.

I think there’s also only so much you can do if people just won’t engage.

Mayhaps I shall!

Hail Chaos!