C_Chell

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Administrator of http://www.canterlotcomics.com ( @CanterlotComics ), http://www.c-chell.fr and this instance.
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this piece is simply titled "flight." bug. #mlp
Big thank to @fauli1221 for this gift! and @belkasempai for doing the big arts!

La police néerlandaise se déclare officiellement opposée à une nouvelle législation en cours d'adoption qui vise à créer un délit d'aide aux personnes en situation irrégulière et à restreindre le droit d'asile. Sa présidente affirme que la police est là pour venir en aide aux personnes qui en ont besoin, et non pour leur faire la chasse.

Ça fait bizarre quand on lit ça.

https://www.derstandard.at/story/3000000278210/niederl228ndische-polizei-wendet-sich-gegen-sch228rferes-asylrecht

Niederländische Polizei wendet sich gegen schärferes Asylrecht

Die Polizei stehe für Rechtsstaatlichkeit, Sicherheit, Gleichheit und Menschenwürde, so die Polizeipräsidentin

DER STANDARD
Luna seems to have noticed that someone is watching her~ #mlp #mylittlepony #pony #mlpart #mlpfim #princessluna
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Enjoy. #AI #CEO.

Source: "Internet" 🫣

Edit: Apparently, the original images are due to Allie Brosh at https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/ . Still don't know who added the text.

@marcel Seems so... 🤦🏽
@marcel they know what they want: cut costs

@edgeofeurope
Under any of the usual names, such as "increasing efficiency".

But often, they don't know how to get there, so they hope that a random Buzzword Of The Day will cast its magic. Somehow.

@marcel The truth, unfortunately. I suffer from the increasing pressure of having to use AI.
@marcel This is not true for all CEOs, please stop stereotyping.

@thedarkener @marcel So, uh, does this mean that "Not All CEOs" is the new "Not All Men"?

Because I think that might be a perfect fit:

A few good apples don't purify the barrel.

@kboyd Agreed. But as CEO of a small Social Purpose Corporation startup, I just don't like the generalization.
@thedarkener I suppose that's fair - but is it a true startup, clamouring for funding from any and all sources, or is more apt to describe it as a new business with a clear & working roadmap for stability and sustainability?

@kboyd You can decide for yourself (hint: it's the latter, until it's forced to become the former. Hopefully that'll never be the case)

https://mastodon.social/@subjam

@marcel people think ai will reduce overhead which people forever cannot model out as appropriate to revenue
@marcel
That is so funny!
(and true)
@marcel
Best thing I've seen all day!

@marcel

I want it all
I want it all
I want it all, and I want it now!

~Mercury, Freddie 1989

"I want it all. (YES I WANT IT ALL)
I want it all. (HEY)
I want it all, and I want it now."

@marcel You could replace ”AI” with buzzword, and this would accurate describe CEOs of all times.. 🙂
Marcel Waldvogel (@marcel@waldvogel.family)

@edgeofeurope@mastodon.social Under any of the usual names, such as "increasing efficiency". But often, they don't know how to get there, so they hope that a random Buzzword Of The Day will cast its magic. Somehow.

Das Federversum
𝕂𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚔ℙ𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕 (@kubikpixel@chaos.social)

Attached: 1 image “Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word ‘crypto’ with ‘A.I.’?” 🌐 https://www.newyorker.com/cartoon/a28601 #computer #humor #ai #crypto #comic #it #itworker #nyt #newyorktimes #joke

chaos.social
@kubikpixel @marcel We’re so damn lucky every single company is on the cutting edge of AI research and will revolutionise the way we live forever, be they producing toothpaste or meaningless B&B ”productivity” software. Every single one of them.

@marcel Because the investors want it, so that's what the CEO wants like right fucking now. It doesn't even matter why to them. "People will give us money for it and they won't if we don't."

Who's got all the money? AI techbros. Do the math :p

@marcel
Step 1: invest everything into AI.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: profit
@jocarren
Excellent advice. 😎 Will ask AI to fill in the question marks. 🫣
@marcel I read that second line as "what do we want? All!" And that already tracked enough
@marcel bonne fin du monde aux CEO et aux utilisateurs d’IA🙏🌍

@marcel In keeping with the original use of this meme image:

CEOs: AI ALL THE THINGS!!!1one

@marcel - can't help but think the third right hand box should be "blockchain in the cloud or something that raises share price"
@DaveHowe
I actually would prefer the "AI blockchain metaverse in the cloud" or so. Much bigger chance of line goes up!
@marcel - that's your choice, but I would suggest the "raises share price" bit is key :D
@DaveHowe
Ah, but that's a very low bar. To reach this goal, as a tech bro today, you can tell almost tell any lie (aka "promise" aka "prediction" aka whatever suits you) and your share price will raise.
@marcel - indeed, but it IS a CEO we are talking about here; they don't know what lies would work :D