some motherf*ckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.

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He was a racist asshole conservative-fuck.

Shit my 15 year old showed me and we both thought it was fucking hilarious in a dark humor sort of way. Honestly this is how you protect children. Fucking take an interest and talk about stuff with them. Trust me your kid knows a fuckload more about stuff than you think. And if they don’t that’s on you not the fucking govt.

Trees… you’re all trees

Wait… ok this may have backfired on me

I’m still 90% sure the fucker cheated - hell he even admitted as much right after he ran

Let’s do none of these kids. This message brought to you by the number “don’t be a fucking stupid” and the CIA. Remember kids, I can’t start foreign wars for oil if I don’t have soldiers!

Yea that’s true

Awww man, I thought this was going to be a remake of disneys “the black hole”

Still looks fun though