JACK:
❌ villian's beard
❌ millionaire capitalist
❌ army of developers he commands to move buttons around at random
❌ goes on national TV
❌ hates his users and wants to punish them
❌ fine w/nazis
❌ eats only money

EUGEN:
✅ student's glasses
✅ asks only for modest, crowdfunded salary
✅ thoughtfully considers and develops features with his own labor
✅ eschews the spotlight
✅ loves his users and wants to support them
✅ hates nazis
✅ loves borger