First day as a fireman:
Me: *on fire*
Christopher Ashman
@CAshmanActor
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Aha I'm still here! Is anyone actually on here or...
First day as a fireman:
Me: *on fire*
Saucywhen i finally started doing what the the dentist told me and candy flossing everyday all my dental problems fell out!
expectation: a nice crispy burrito
reality: it's so wet that you have to eat it like it's a capri sun
Hey gurl are you my bed coz I just peed on you, sorry...
*makes you a mixtape of my favourite shrieking sounds*
My first Mastodon - If it’s a ‘tweet’ on twitter, on mastodon is it a ‘masturbate?’