@CATINTELPRO

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34 Following
50 Posts
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Broke: seeing tweets about the big sectarian showdown all day

Woke: remembering you have a neglected mastodon account which is free of that drama

I apologize to everyone for my inactivity, switching off the hellsite has been difficult. Didn’t mean to disappoint my follow 4 follows like this πŸ˜”
retoot to pet the cat
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Please boost my handsome adult son.
boost if the president/prime minister of your country is a fuckhead
Just ate a slice of bread Boost if you've ever eaten bread
me: octopi are able to hug 4 people simultaneously, because god blessed them with the ability. however, they don't even ever hug one person, because they have made covenant with the devil. any questions
churchgoer: where did our regular pastor go
me: he is in a better place now. sit down immediately
Boost my sickly fur baby please, each boost is a wish for her to get well.
love that the great migration has instantaneously birthed lore about sending ball pics to american congressmen
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