@littlefish have you posted this on Twitter?

@littlefish it’s a really heavy burden for many.

@joannapple hmm. Whipped with some cream would be nice.

@MrEFinch was thinking waxing. I think we’d hear the shouts ‘up north’.

@MrEFinch I think that even if it’s a very small tattoo you will need to remove ALL chest hair.   

@littlefish I seem to be organising all our holidays around my need to swim. Just as well that my husband likes to fish.