As someone currently using the toilet let me tell you.

It’s pretty ok.

Thats pretty neat!

I’d like to roll a sleight of hand check and attempt to steal the tunic.

[Rolls a 6]

Without hesitation.

It turns into hard rock

That’s a nice kitty right there.

Armageddon, the mega block buster hit movie of 1998

I pay an HoA, its like $30 a year. While they dont encourage it, they dont care either. They really dont do anything except twice a year they bring out garbage trucks/dumpsters to the nearby school to dump/recycle things too big for a trash can.

Ok sure thing comrad.

Hello fellow childless 32 year old. You get that plant!

Signed, Another childless 32 year old that just planted day liilies and strawberries