@ButtSexington

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Libertarian Socialist, Father, Lawyer, Circus Clown, Arsonist, and Animal Lover.
Mastadon got weird while I was away...
If i make a smartass remark about bigfoot am i a sassquatch?
Fun Fact: the first two CDs I ever shoplifted was All Killer, No Filler and MSI's Frankenstein Will Seem Strangely Sexy.
Say what you want about Sum 41 but All Killer, No Filler literally just kept me alive on a very long drive home when I dozed off a couple times

I can't believe the next instance split is gonna be about whether Jon Arbuckle fucks because let me tell you

This bastard drank his dog's cold load, this guy doesn't just fuck he ANNIHILATES

He is a fucking BEAST

I mean

He's here now

In the room with you

RUN

Yo, twitter sucks mad dick
Yo, fuck wet socks
Yo, fuck John McCain
Yo, fuck the police.