Heather Wallace

@Burntcopper
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you can be me when I'm gone.
🎵Nobody brings Cerberus a biscuit🎵
(C) @JohnFinnemore
Not atmospheric at all. (Gap in storm) Raven pumpkin for Hallowe'en.
Corvid supremacy is a go.
I has my club biscuit. #GiveBlood @GiveBloodNHS
At that stage of the afternoon on the beach where you're wondering whether Loreen's Euphoria was genetically engineered to win Eurovision.
A fucking genius point by marina hyde in the middle of this column about the idiocy of the FIFA president about 'as a man with daughters'
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/aug/18/lionesses-let-down-men-gianni-infantino-explain-fight-battles?CMP=share_btn_tw
Lionesses, feeling let down by men? Don’t worry, Gianni Infantino will explain how to fight those battles

While the Fifa boss pontificates to ‘all the women’ that they should ‘just push the doors’, we suggest he does his actual job, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

The Guardian
Needed this after the rotten eggs and fridge light drama this morning. (Including dragging the fridge out to check it was plugged in properly)
Billy Dee Williams: A man who understands the importance of a properly swished cape.
And we groove to the craig charles funk and soul.
Legend said that several hundred people dancing to the deepest funk and soul disappeared that night into the fog.
Some nights in deep summer you can still hear them. DON'T FOLLOW THE MUSIC.
When they said this garlic bread came with burrata they weren't kidding.