today i met a cool mexican grandpa who called my cowboy hat "sick as hell" and told me he was gonna steal it next time i slept and run off. we're friends now. he rules.

getting really annoying lately that people keep asking me anytime i'm even halfway silly on twitter if i'm stoned or what like can we not

got to make a friend of a friend a diet plan on how to get hella protein without meat and it made me feel proud and honored to be trusted to do so

some nice weather we're having in wine country today

getting kind of concerning a certain few people elsewhere can't tell when i'm obviously saying a joke or harmlessly dunking on something, and not in a "appears serious or hurtful at first but really its joke" way, as in that is v obviously me being a dorkass posting nonsense

serf and terf

oh hey i just thought of a use for the cw cutoff thing is telling bad jokes, check this out

my cat kabuki, with two clones of her, tho i couldn't tell you which is the original