Ridiculous Question
Ridiculous Question
the phone rings
Frasier answers the phone.
Frasier: Hello? Yes, Roz! Of course you can come up. Get out of that nasty weather!
Niles: It doesn’t matter what inspired him, Frasier! The question is, what are you going to do about it?
Lilith: Precisely. I think you should come to Boston and talk to him.
Martin: Well no one’s going anywhere in this weather. Airports are shut down and I doubt you could get the car out of the garage.
Daphne: Well I think it’s wonderful! A sensitive young artist exploring his talents. More of our young people could stand to bring a bit of art into this world.
Lilith: He says you inspired him, Frasier, with your career in show business.
Frasier:(outraged) Show business?! I am not some vaudeville performer! I am a doctor! I went to medical school!
Lilith: No, Niles. A rapper. Like Tupac Shakur or someone called The Notorious BIG.
Daphne: Well I think it’s wonderful! Me brother Billy had a promising underground rap career in London until he and Kevin opened that plant shop.
Martin: Now I’m serious. There’s lots of jobs you don’t need college for, like a baseball player or a construction worker or a…
Lilith: A tech entrepreneur
Frasier (horrified): A tech entrepreneur?
Lilith: Yes, Frasier. He’s developed an app that catalogues the exhibits in the Esmerelda Bing International Doll Museum and he says it’s “a billion dollar idea.”
The Perfect Couple