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Ridiculous Question - Lemmy.world

Video games. There’s absolutely no evidence that they make people more violent.
Niles: Frasier, I have some disturbing news. That profiterole you ate wasn’t made by a French chef. He was Lithuanian.

the phone rings

Frasier answers the phone.

Frasier: Hello? Yes, Roz! Of course you can come up. Get out of that nasty weather!

Niles: It doesn’t matter what inspired him, Frasier! The question is, what are you going to do about it?

Lilith: Precisely. I think you should come to Boston and talk to him.

Martin: Well no one’s going anywhere in this weather. Airports are shut down and I doubt you could get the car out of the garage.

I’ma fan of Minimalist Baker. They specialize in meals with a limited number of ingredients that can be made in 30 minutes or less, often with only one bowl. They include meals for both vegans and people who like meat.

Daphne: Well I think it’s wonderful! A sensitive young artist exploring his talents. More of our young people could stand to bring a bit of art into this world.

Lilith: He says you inspired him, Frasier, with your career in show business.

Frasier:(outraged) Show business?! I am not some vaudeville performer! I am a doctor! I went to medical school!

Lilith: No, Niles. A rapper. Like Tupac Shakur or someone called The Notorious BIG.

Daphne: Well I think it’s wonderful! Me brother Billy had a promising underground rap career in London until he and Kevin opened that plant shop.

Martin: Now I’m serious. There’s lots of jobs you don’t need college for, like a baseball player or a construction worker or a…

Lilith: A tech entrepreneur

Frasier (horrified): A tech entrepreneur?

Lilith: Yes, Frasier. He’s developed an app that catalogues the exhibits in the Esmerelda Bing International Doll Museum and he says it’s “a billion dollar idea.”

The Perfect Couple - Lemmy.world