[OC] Priorities - Lemmy.World

I live in a dangerous house. The foundation is cracked, and I’m pretty sure we have termites. But my other half is worried about robbers, so I guess we’re reinforcing the locks. I live in a dangerous house. The floor is sagging in the kitchen, and I’m pretty sure we have black mold. But my other half doesn’t trust the banks, so I guess we’re installing a vault. I live in a dangerous house. The roof is missing shingles, and I’m pretty sure we have lead paint. But my other half thinks the government might collapse, so I guess we’re digging a bunker. I live in a dangerous house. But thank God, my other half Is keeping us safe