@flexghost Here's an alternative to abortion:

- Have the baby in your home or car.
- Declare the child an unlawful intruder.
- Shoot the baby.

Since the baby had already been born when you killed it, the Republicans don't care about it, and since you used your 2nd Amendment rights, they might actually praise you for being such a brave citizen.

@owls Haven't tried this, so not 100% sure, but I'm fairly sure a ->when() subquery should do the trick. Something like:

Model::query()
->when($statement, fn($query) => $query->load('config.subconfig'))
->rest()
->of()
->query()