Gonna need to see AOC in the House women's softball team uniform for uhh very normal and nonhorny reasons
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Brandon
@Brandybeansh
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huge idiot
[Game show host voice] Alllllright ladies and gentlemen, it's time for everybody's favorite Sunday evening game: Am I..
[Studio audience shouts]
Hungry!
Horny!
Or
Bored!
[Studio audience shouts]
Hungry!
Horny!
Or
Bored!
I think one of my exes moved near me recently or she just keeps liking facebook events that are in my neighborhood to keep me on my toes
Why is fudge only sold at the beach and around christmas time? You ever seen fudge in like mid-spring What's going on with fudge?
Ordering pancakes for the table while dining with friends is revolutionary
@Mnemonic The headline I was trying to find the joke in was "Man Found Dead In Apartment 3 Days After Fire" and I was like "wow this is not funny at all"
Got too high that I forgot I was reading the real news, thought I was reading the Onion and I got really frustrated I didn't get any of the joke headlines
In love with the woman who works at the hot dog place by my office and my heart/stomach can't handle much more of this
I'm going to end up buying a playstation just for the new Red Dead
The best video ever made is still that Connor O'Malley vine where he is on a tractor with a gun and the camera pans up to show a bunch of cop cars