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*Your a idiot ftfy

I think the spell represents sublimation, which doesn’t convert mass to energy (actually requiring energy, but I guess that’s the “magic” part of the spell). So the paladin’s mass (body, armor, weapons, etc.) would remain. I’m not sure how to decide how big the bottle needs to be (though, likely not very large), I just don’t know how the party is reasonably throwing the bottle. It’s similar to picking up the paladin (in their normal, physical form) and trying to throw them across the room.

Just incredible work

But less funny if a national epidemic of bonerspurs happened

Hahahahaha. That’s the fun part - we don’t!

Don’t forget to check the “Delete all posts, comments and uploaded images” so we don’t have to look at that dog shit take.

That’s Jerry Reynolds, or Ryan Carrey if you prefer.

fuck me, you got me good I’m mad I laughed as long as I did

Haven’t seen it, but that sounds about right