A Pimp Named Goatback says "Trans Rights"

I'm infecting these goats and the in-laws' grandkids with leftist thought.

They've got my wife's remains back and a preliminary cause of death. Hypertensive atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease.

At least I know now, it was sudden and painless, and I'm thankful it wasn't an accidental overdose on her pain meds.

My boss told me to take some time and get out early for the weekend, and our Slack bot automatically responds to "get out" with this, which was hilarious to me and mortifying to him.