If that elvis impersonator can do "Blue Christmas ", its a win.

“But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian’s daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?” ― Mark Twain

Now that I think about it, Im the spare human. They would just speak to me like if they were the protagonists in a 1970’s Kung Fu movie and Im Pai Mie. “Filthy Ape! Once I defeat you, I will sleep next to mother, and you will sleep in hell! I would also like to be let out…”

Right?I will learn Cantonese to be able to talk to my dog.

Fuck yeah, bro! Its grape flavored!

She spins, like a top.

I removed mine and added a usb /usb-c plug. Its not like I was using it for anything else.

I passed one of restaurants last week, they changed it from trump burger to president burger.

She’s a spinner.

I still pronounce it as Eeeh Eeeh Uu Uu. Its just fun to say.