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I get the ones asking if I’m willing to sell my house. I don’t own a house. but I play along as if I do and when they confirm the number of bedrooms and condition of the home I tell them everything has been upgraded etc. keeping them string along for as long as possible. when they asked me a dollar amount, I tell them they have to come with an offer first before I tell them what my asking price is. again I don’t have a house. usually that triggers it up to a higher manager. so they call back a day or so later, and I speak to a different person usually without the accent, and go through all the same information. I waste their time again making up whatever I can. when it finally gets to a dollar amount, whatever they say, I double it. you would think that would make them hang up but they don’t. I’ve gotten into arguments with people where they ask me if I really think my house is worth that much money, it’s a riot. have fun. fuck with them all you want. they are the lowest of low and deserve every minute of wasted time
“Donald J Trump Center for people who can’t Peace good, and who want to learn to do other stuff good too”
if only…
i don’t really ever watch news anymore, but when I did I would scream at the television, “ASK A FUCKING FOLLOW-UP QUESTION”
I don’t know what is being taught as journalism anymore but it seems to be just take the statement, get the sound bite, and think up a clickbaitable title.
Xi: What is this? An aircraft carrier for ants? How can we be expected to take over the world, . if we can’t even fit inside the thing?
Sir, this is just a small…
Xi: I don’t wanna hear your excuses! The carrier has to be at least… three times bigger than this!
… someone who thinks unpainted dark heavily granular granite is what the white house is made of