"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand"
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βFreddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.β - P G Wodehouse
If you think you're having a bad day, you should know that in 1867 the first member of the Royal Family to visit Australia, Prince Alfred, was originally supposed to start his tour of the country in Perth and he just sailed on to another port, never giving an explanation as to why. The local paper went on to say 'We shall never speak of this'