On Alesander's latest shenanigans:

People when I ask who's the most unhinged poster on this instance

Me when the guy from the sub shop I frequent says my typical order before I can say my typical order

"everything is political I just want to be happy"
Their favorite media:

Straight guys have bedrooms like this and don't see any problems

I keep waking up to this shit

Dude this guy is fucking me up rn

Me telling my friends to join Mastodon

Same energy as when people call me a bear ngl