Untitled Goose Game is a masterpiece, pass it on.

Young Robert has kindly agreed to fly me back to work after lunch.

*knocks*
He...hello?

Have a mechanism in my head that makes me think Netflix original films have a straight-to-DVD stink off of them but man, that Ballad of Buster Scruggs is probably the Coen’s best in about ten years.

Hey! You!

Saw an advert for that atrocious looking new Robin Hood film and the first thing I thought of was when Trump called Ben Carson "The Sheriff of Nodding Off". That's perfect for a Letterboxd review.

To whoever the fuck was sat behind us for Widows last night who wouldn’t shut his yap trying to make the fucking hole he brought with him laugh, I hope you get a charley horse next time you’re having a wank.

Back from a granduncle’s funeral and as is the case with anyone who is a few months shy of being a nonagenarian, it was fairly similar to Paulie Walnuts’ mother’s.

Hitman 2 tomorrow week, boys. Curious to see if I'll like it as much as the first, think the episodic formula helped a bit as far as getting the most out of it. If I had the whole game at my disposal from the start, I probably would've just torn through it quickly.

Have I said lately that Dr. Bloom from Hannibal is super like on Tinder material? Because that she is