Please take your medications.

Maybe we could convince Mary Trump to move to Detroit.

Why does he look like an albino Na’vi in this picture?

I have to be blessed with sapient peanut butter.

Reads the ticket associated with the commit

“I’m bad and I should feel bad.”

Is that Ron DeSantis?

People are stupid and easily misled, more news at 10.

It’s Boomer Yelp.

Nah, I’d like to do this because my parents didn’t do it the right way the first time around.

It’s amazing how two otherwise generally intelligent well meaning loving parents can completely miss the fucking point so goddamn hard…