Emination Makes People

@BaumGeist
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Prognosticating the downfall of the grift economy. BTC: T29wcywgdGhpcyBpc24ndCBhIGdvb2QgZWFzdGVyIGVnZy4gRWNvbm9teSBpcyBhIGdyaWZ0

Edit: it's been a few years, and I like to imagine at least one person has sent bitcoin to a fake address that's just "bitcoin is a scam" encoded as base64

Look for usernames that acronym as "EMP" on other sites

Emination Makes PeopleApr 2
I guess performing a disgustingly exaggerated parody of femininity purely for the sexual gratification of misogynistic fascists is something Kristi and Bryon Noem have in common
Emination Makes PeopleJan 23

Easy hack for your first $1,000,000,000:

1. make some popular content to entice tech companies to steal it for their slop generators

2. Sue a Fortune 500 for copyright infringement

3. Use your new funds to do that with every other AI-adjacent Fortune 500

Emination Makes PeopleNov 4
I hate straight halloween what do you mean you're the fruit tray that got busted out during the 16th inning of a baseball game
Emination Makes PeopleOct 9, 2025
Be the gross dude catcalling trans women to make them feel conflictedly gender-euphoric you wish to see in the world
Emination Makes PeopleAug 26, 2025
Obsessed with this genre of software dev video youtube keeps recommending to me, where some guy reads an article to you
Emination Makes PeopleAug 24, 2025

The year is 2052

"I was born in the wrong generation" she laments, wearing fishnets and too much eyeliner.

In the background: Falling In Reverse - "Zombified"

Emination Makes PeopleAug 10, 2025
WE SUCK THIS TITTY
WE SUCK THIS TITTY AND STUFF THIS HOLE
SUCK THIS TITTTY
WE SUCK THIS TITTY AND STUFF THIS HOLE
Emination Makes PeopleAug 8, 2025

I'm calling it now

Victorians had natural gas
Silent gen had coal
Boomers had lead

Millenials have plastic

Emination Makes PeopleAug 4, 2025

I call this one "xXxDepressed FuccboixXx"

Girl, I would cum buckets
*hand rub* *lip bite* *sultry gaze*
If u would just come back to me

Emination Makes PeopleJun 16, 2025

I love the naive optimism of youtubers that are like "for more content and behind the scenes, go to our channel's website at..."

Wow! I can do the same thing I'm already doing, but with paywalls and several thousands less channels? Is there an app that's just a privacy-invading frontend for the site that I can install too?