Bard

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Recovering CISO, jack of all trades. Security architect and independent consultant. She/Her.

I have an LLC. Open for 1099 / contract work.

BardJul 25, 2024

Hello, it's been a while. I learned a while back about gender identity, and discovered that I'm transgender. I've been on GAHT for almost 9 months now.

I don't know what else to say. Have a nice day?

BardFeb 8, 2024
I am committing to a bit. Next DHA will be a talk about poisoning Stable Diffusion, so I'm buying a drawing tablet to make my own art.
BardJun 22, 2023
If there isn't dibs on it yet, can I be accredited to coining the term "OceanGateGate" in reference to Lochridge's 2018 engineer's report?
BardApr 8, 2023
I finally cracked it. Wednesday I start my new role as a full-time principal security engineer.
BardMar 2, 2023
Jerry 🦙💝🦙Mar 2, 2023
I moved Infosec.exchange off the ssd-based cache to the regular storage in an attempt to save cash. Already at $100 for the week in bunny.net charges. I’m going to give them a call to see if there’s anything they do to look for attacks designed to run up charges.
BardFeb 20, 2023
My spouse adopted an introvert so hard she married him.
BardFeb 10, 2023
Finally got some more contract work coming my way. It's been a little while.
BardJan 9, 2023
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-64206913
US farmers win right to repair John Deere equipment

The grassroots movement has grown among consumers around the world as repair costs soar.

BardJan 6, 2023
TaldanJan 6, 2023

Proposal: We pair up malware devs with devs of open source tools

That way we can get tools that run without 10 minutes of setup + troubleshooting, and the malware devs learn to write readable code

BardDec 25, 2022

Meery Christmas if you celebrate.

My four-year old didn't know the name of Life Savers fruit candy he got. So instead he asked for the Donut Juice, and it confused my wife for half the morning. Until I showed thr candies to him and he said "Yes Pweeze."

Life Savers candy is now Donut Juice. You cannot convince me otherwise.