SO LIKE CAN I PUT MASTODON ON MY PHONE OR WILL I JUST FORGET IT EXISTS FOREVER?

@aaronm HEY MAN WHAT'S UP.

@SirTapTap THIS PATRIOTISM! IT'S OFF THE CHARTS!

@SirTapTap I'M NOT SURE I BELIEVE YOU.

@SirTapTap HEY AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?

WOW THEY EVEN STOLE THE RETWEET BUTTON OKAY OKAY

OH MAN IT'S LIKE TWITTER BUT I CAN SAY MORE THAN TWO SENTENCES THIS IS AWFUL TOO MANY LETTERS AND NOTHING GOOD TO DO WITH ANY OF THEM SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE