Ryan Campbell

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I guess I write?

Clarion 2014 (the Were-Corgis)

PronounsHe/Him
BooksGod of Clay, Koa of the Drowned Kingdom, et al
CWLeft-wing, downright blasphemous, queer as sin
Really want a musical sequel in which the innocent owner of a pool hall, run out of town by an angry mob, enacts a scheme of elaborate and thorough revenge against the con man who ruined his life

One thing I don't think we've appreciated about the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man is the implication that in the Ghostbusters universe people once had a problem with marshmallows deflating, just... going all hard and flat

Then chemists found a breakthrough that made a whole new marshmallow possible

My PC has been busted for several days now

I'm trying to reset it but in the meantime

I can't play Shadowbringers

Someone cuddle me

In my opinion, still the most depressing gut-punch of a moment in all of video games

I think about it all the time

The aliens from A Quiet Place but they only go after people who play their Bluetooth speakers in public

Mediator: As the challenged in this duel, sir, you have first choice of weapon

Me: uh huh, mmkay, I'm gonna take this bucket fulla spiders

"Twitter never has and never will be a vehicle for democratic expression. It is a privately held corporation that monetizes human expression and algorithmically maximizes its distribution for profit, and what turns out to be most profitable is sowing social, cultural, and political division."

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/09/18/elon-musk-walter-isaacson-book-review

How Elon Musk Went from Superhero to Supervillain

Jill Lepore reviews Walter Isaacson’s new book, about a founder of Tesla and SpaceX and the owner of the social-media platform X, formerly known as Twitter.

The New Yorker
Everyone walking around staring at their phones all the time but if I do THE SAME THING with a book, suddenly it’s “Look out, Ryan!” and “Get off me!”
Ursula, the Sea Witch: In exchange for your voice, I offer you--
Me: Deal
Ursula, the Sea Witch: But I haven't even told you what I'll give you
Me: Doesn't matter, take my voice forever, stop me from talking now now now do it you coward
There's a weird sort of peace in realizing that people don't actually care about anyone else's opinion at all, and, outside of work & projects, you basically never need to tell other people what you think