Can we talk about how silly it is that “penultimate” has as many syllables as “second-to-last?” There’s no need for the word to exist
Caleb Chapman
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Life is too short to dilute your cold brew coffee
Make sure to live your life in a way that everybody you encounter knows what your genuine laugh sounds like.
Unless you’re a serial killer. If you’re a serial killer, knock that shit off. We’re all tired of it.
My main social account is @WadatahMyDamie
People fear death because they’re ghosts haunting the world, and they don’t want to leave until they’ve resolved everything they came here to resolve
Charles OrnsteinKilling the Colorado: A Water War Is Brewing Over the Dwindling Colorado River https://www.propublica.org/article/colorado-river-water-uncompahgre-california-arizona @ProPublica #water #ColoradoRiver
Nothing makes a hardcore fan of a series angrier than the realization that ownership of the story belongs to the storyteller and not the audience
One of the roads a man must walk down before you can call him a man is when he refers to the price of the meal he just ate as “damage.”
One of the best Christmas songs is the one that’s just increasingly aggressive demands for pudding with a chorus that lowkey implies that your kin might be next