Roses are red, - Lemmy.World

Violets are glorious, Don’t try to surprise Oscar Pistorius (Since he’s back in the headlines I couldn’t help but remember this oldie)

Disabled man without hands or legs is left without carers - Lemmy.World

DJ Calvert told BBC News NI: “I’ve been let down - and I’m not the only one.” It was proof that Northern Ireland’s health and social care system had “crashed”, said the 49-year-old.

When someone walks over a certain part of the loft floor, all the smoke alarms in the house beep - Lemmy.World

Honestly I am so bloody baffled by this. I removed the smoke alarm that would be affected by vibration from the loft floor (which was in the room directly underneath), but the other alarms still go off when someone walks up there (they’re all wired together, so when one goes off they all go off). I removed the one that’s in the loft too, but it still happens. I have no fecking idea what else to do 😅 should we go in under the loft floor to have a look, or into the ceiling underneath the loft floor? Any suggestions for what to look for? Should I be concerned that vibration is affecting wiring? Is it spooky ghosts?

Just been told that I look like I've had a bad paper round for someone my age - Lemmy.world

By a complete stranger, no less, who happened to notice my 30th birthday button which I had forgotten was on my coat. Almost burst into tears on the spot, but then I am a bit hormonal today. Please, fellow lemmings, cheer me up by telling me: what’s the worst thing you’ve had said to you by a stranger?

It’s Saturday night: let’s speculate wildly on the ID of the BBC presenter giving a kid money for blow! - Lemmy.world

I reckon it’s Anne Robinson. Fight me.

History of DOS Gaming - Lemmy.world

Ecological tipping points could occur much sooner than expected, study finds - Lemmy.world

“Based on these findings, the authors warn that more than a fifth of ecosystems worldwide, including the Amazon rainforest, are at risk of a catastrophic breakdown within a human lifetime.”

We're whalers on the moon - Lemmy.world

We carry our harpoons For there ain’t no whales So we tell tall tales And sing our whaling tuuuuune [https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fdffdb1d-88e6-4bbe-a6de-132b91ce3f30.jpeg] This has been stuck in my head since I woke up, and now it’s stuck in yours. You’re welcome.

There is a cat in this photo. Can you find him? - Lemmy.world

Wheeeere’s Marshall!

What do you call a seagull when it flies over the bay? - Lemmy.world

A bagel.