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@AresUII
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- 46 Posts
LUSTRATE FUCKING EVERYONE
Your stock of Jolly Rogers is redundant; no more should be printed, and the extant flags may go if your ships must shed weight for any reason.
New mandate from the DHS: all passwords not belonging to Peter Thiel must be changed to "butthole123".
All citizens are assured that no third party will get into their shit.
Stop playing #UmaMusume immediately if you experience any new or worsening craving for ivermectin.
Brendan Carr needs to be confined to Germany for life
You will tune in and clap for the old green shitboxes. The telescreen is watching.
Matt Blaze“Last month I was just worried about my classes. Now I’m worried that I’ll simply disappear.”
- From email from a talented student whose visa was just summarily cancelled because she’s from the wrong country.
God damn this.
Now let us never speak of that traitor again
