I'm assuming that's where I got short, bossy and brooding from.
The best one. You knew that, already.
Inventor, s̶u̶p̶e̶r̶h̶e̶r̶o̶, Senator, probably slept with your mom AND your wife.
| Fandoms | Marvel |
| Written by | #FrostedSiren |
| Origin Universe | 217-C |
Natasha Rincourt
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DISGUSTING.
I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Someone brought me Starbucks.
Ahhhh. Time for budget meetings. Or as I call them "Natasha's mid evening naps"
*Collapses on @SloaneRincourt *
This is going to suuuuuuuuuck.
She has made @SloaneRincourt breakfast.
And she feels VERY small and stupid right now.
Let's see if we can do this
[Let's see if we can do this]
Oh good
[Backup of Tasha.HMF active]
This is disorienting.
[Does my ass really look that great?]
This is curiously masturbatory but we have more important things.
[NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN OUR VANITY-]
There is a non-zero chance that Friday and Sarah might be killed by an AI copy of a hydra agent.
[Right. On it.]
Okay, but have you seen my wife because
. . . It might surprise you to know that wouldn't bother me either way.
. . .
I think something might have broken.