You might want to look into an College of Lore Bard.
Vicious Mockery works great for an overly critical critic as do Cutting Words.
You could flavour both as insightful stings against the opponents abilities like how his swordsmanship lacks finesse etc.
This is the second time I hear about Thirsty Sword Lesbians here and I am still afraid to google it.
Is this serious or is it some sort of joke system?
Might work for Wizards but what about Sorcerers that Subtle Spell cast Power Word Kill?
Okay, I see how you would have to awkwardly keep your eyes open during kissing, but it would be possible.
Just a short one-shot, I swear
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