I'll just leave this here... - Star Trek∶ Website

Uncle Dad voted for him right before he went to get the meth from Aunt Grandma! - Star Trek∶ Website

Jesus rockin' some Judean Boogar Sugar - Star Trek∶ Website

This is why men don't do foreplay. - Star Trek∶ Website

Makes it a lot easier to pull off the Stranger. - Star Trek∶ Website

Glad I was too dumb to finish college... - Star Trek∶ Website

But at least I'm funny... - Star Trek∶ Website

cries in the shower

This is why Driver's Ed is important. - Star Trek∶ Website

Plate me up before you go-go... - Star Trek∶ Website

On special today - Weiner Snipple - Star Trek∶ Website